THE 5 PHASES OF CELEBRITY / FAN INTERACTION.

Posted: January 16, 2013 by Jay Rasean in Kasual

When it comes to the way celebrities interact with their fans, there seems to be descending spiral of appreciation, as the aforementioned celebrities transcend toward the upper echelon of stardom. Observe the following 5 phases, demonstrated by varied interactions throughout the course of a celebrity’s career.

PHASE 1

(The “Appreciation” Phase)

FAN: “Hey! I love your work!, I’m your number one fan!”

*(visualize, excessive jumping and drooling)

                 CELEB: “THANK YOU! I do it for the fans, thank you for all of your support!”

AWWWWW

AWWWWW

PHASE 2

( The “Barely Phased” Phase)

FAN: “Hey! I love your work!, I’m your number one fan!”

*(Picture that same enthusiasm from phase 1)

CELEB: Thanks. (Kasually walks away)

KATIE! WAIT! POPPED A MOLLY, I'M SWEATING..WOO"

KATIE! WAIT! POPPED A MOLLY, I’M SWEATING..WOO”

Phase 3

( The “I’m a little too important to talk to you” Phase)

FAN:  “Hey! I love your work!, I’m your number one fan!”

*(Yeah, same enthusiasm)

CELEB: *BLANK STARE* or TOTAL avoidance

CELEB BODYGUARD: “HEY! Keep it moving”

Close enough

Close enough

Phase 4

( The “Where is everybody?” Phase)

FAN: HEY! Can I get your autograph? You’re famous, right?

CELEB:”Yes, I’m in…”

FAN: Nevermind, I see Beyoncé, later!

CELEB: *SIGH*

Please. Please

Please. Please

Phase 5

( The “Pumping gas at a Texaco station” Phase)

CELEB: “So you want $20 on pump 2?”

Romney Style

Romney Style

 

-JR

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